💖 Sexico City 🌃
I am doing something unusual tonight...
I am doing something unusual tonight. I am going to be a contestant on the live, blind dating show Sexico City!
Yes, it is true. Rather than going on a 1:1 date like a normal person, I am about to step out onto a stage, blindfolded in front of an audience of up to 100 people in the teatrería. There, I’m going to spill the details of both my sexual preferences and what I’m looking for in a partner. (My blind date, I’ve been told, is male). Did I mention that some of my family friends will also be there to support me? This is about to get hot and awkward.
Luckily, I am no stranger to Sexico City. I’ve been twice and am a huge fan of the hosts, Marko and Carmina. The last time I went to the show, I even got up on stage (see the photo above). Can you see the pure joy on my face? That’s because I had just won the butt plug giveaway, after I was the only person in the whole audience to heckle why and how I would use it (in Spanish).
“¡Voy a usarlo sola en mi casa, después de un día de trabajo muy largo y difícil!”
“I’m going to use it alone in my house after a really long and difficult day at work!”
It worked. I won a beautiful, small toy from my friend Fanni’s company, Mystra. Here’s a cute TikTok I made of me going to the show and winning said butt plug, so you can get a sense of the vibes to come.
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Unfortunately, most of you don’t live in Mexico City, so you won’t be able to come see it live. But my paid subscribers can still help me prepare for the show! Here are some of the questions I answered as part of my application that I think they’ll ask me tomorrow…
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